the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.Boy: I know.Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more! *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* Girl: Where is he? Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(via dropthesunrise)